- James: *falls off his broom and lands on Professor Snape*
- Sirius: IT’S RAINING MEN, HALLELUJA, IT’S RAINING MEN!
- Lily: this isn’t funny Sirius!
- Sirius: you’re right… it’s SERIOUSLY funny
- Lily: *glares*
my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep
Putting your hand over a girls mouth to stop people hearing her moaning is the hottest thing
Kissing her and letting her moan into your mouth is even sexier